Born and raised in California.
I reblog things that I find amusing and I do a few text posts here and there. Enjoy! :)
(None of these pictures are mine unless stated.)
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONGHE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
(via californiaisonfire)
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
(Source: colinmorgod, via emptylover-fullestfriend39)
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what does Batman like to put in his drinks?
JUST ICEGET OUT
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apparently I’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
(via purple-blue-black)
people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch
oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
(Source: colbydonaldson, via gyuseoul)
- Police:where do you live?
- Me:with my parents
- Police:where do your parents live?
- Me:with me
- Police:where do you all live?
- Me:together
- Police:where is your house?
- Me:next to my neighbors house
- Police:where do your neighbors live?
- Me:if i tell you, you wont believe me
- Police:tell me
- Me:next to my house
when i was driving yesterday i saw a banana peel in the road and automatically swerved to avoid it
fucking mario cart
(via hardcore)
Only thing better than one night stands is two night stands. Carved from the finest mahogany and nicely placed on each side of the bed.
