jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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kenzis:

so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’

kev got the d

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